Awful Handwriting
Ad Ramblings and Web GuffArchive for March, 2009
Am Massive Twat
Note to self – do not accost bewildered admen on trains, especially when fully aware of utter social ineptitude.
Note to adman – Still learning the ol’ how-to-act-like-a-normal-person thing. Kudos for checking the blog out anyway, though. Er..sorry about that!
Skype coming to iPhone
It’s official – Skype hits the App Store tomorrow. It’s already gone live in Japan, and apparently it works like a dream – so keep your eyes peeled in the morning!
Olly Moss
I got a fresh batch of threadless shirts through my door yesterday, including this absolute beauty that I’ve had my eyes on for a bloody age:
This ruddy brilliant bit of chest-worn prettyness just so happens to glow in the dark, as do many lovely things – but it also does something genius in direct sunlight. Sit in a pitch black room and mr vampire’s eyes and teeth glow away merrily, but the moment you take the poor bugger into a sunbeam, he bursts into inky flame. I’ve been jumping into sunbeams all day, and I swear it’ll never get old.
Anyway – to point! The clever little bugger who put it up on threadless, Olly Moss, just happened to have a link to his design site along with the shirt, and so I took a quick peek – and spent the next 15 odd minutes remembering that I’m rubbish in comparison to an awful lot of people my age. I suggest to take time to look over the whole site, but this was my standout favourite from a series of rehashed classic movie posters.
Wanted Ads

Had a fun day at the Wanted Ads competition yesterday – stressful, but bumped into a few familiar faces and had a laugh with the brief. Look! There’s Wal! Wal wot’s from the internets! Starstruck twice in the same week, aren’t I a lucky chap.
Edit – Apparently we got shortlisted (top 5) so that’s a bonus, but they’ve gone and lost the work we put in so we’ve got to remake it for the online vote. So less bonus.
Let It Shine – Honda
Sweet, isn’t it? I thought so, until I watched this:
I was all ready to shout ‘Take that LED Sheep, this one’s for real!’ – until they showed it was controlled by a computer matrix. Why on earth did they cut it together with people in the edit, only to send out a making of with a decidedly non-human payoff? It’s a massive mistake if you ask me – either let the mystery of the stunt run, or let us think it was done digitally from the start. A massive collaborative idea destroyed by reality. Bad move, W+K Amsterdam. Shame.
At least LED sheep looked fake.
National Rail Monopoly
This is just fucking annoying. MyRail, a free app for iPhone that calls live train data from National Rail Enquiries and works very well is being shut down by 31st March – by National Rail Enquiries – because they’ve got their own application out, and they’re charging a frankly ridiculous £4.99 for it. On an internet phone. That has access to the regular, free, crap-on-a-phone National Rail Enquiries website.
Considering most apps are about 59p, and the premium ones barely break £2, charging a fiver for free information and crushing the people that already provide it for free is just shameful.
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